clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

(via pygmysquid)

archiemcphee:

The Existential Coloring Book is packed to the gills with animal-people paired with dark quotes from philosophers and other people worried about the essential dark unknowability of the universe. Also, activities! From an existential connect-the-dots to a page where you can draw what Kierkegaard is thinking about, you’ll being sighing with joy as you work on them. This looks like a coloring book for kids, but it’s probably not a good idea to give it to one. This twenty-four page, 8” x 10-1/4” book is a great gift for philosophy majors or anyone else overwhelmed with a feeling of hopelessness. Features quotes from existential thinkers, mysterious pictures to color and mildly depressing activities.

Buy one here

I want this

(via whatifitactuallyworks)

I love traveling to Rochester because when I go back to Buffalo, it feels like Paris.

Morton Feldman on the Rust Belt (via imaginarydances)

trudymade will have harsh words for Mr. Feldman I fear but firebirdman may lol

(via johndarnielle)

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read about my home town

(via johndarnielle)

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

(via going-to-scranton)

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

my graceful cat.

(via thenarius)

Here is a car selfie that shows the eye makeup a little better

Here is a car selfie that shows the eye makeup a little better

This is a terrible selfie that doesn’t even show all the colors but I just did really good eye makeup

This is a terrible selfie that doesn’t even show all the colors but I just did really good eye makeup

YOU’RE KILLING ME HERE

if you leave now you can get here in time for the party tomorrow where these are being served

How is this comfortable

How is this comfortable