tendads:

i cant deal w/ this nerd

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September 22, 2004

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kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

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championbuttmaster:

krait:

On a scale from Homestuck to Superwholock, how offended are you when somebody says your fandom sucks

*cranks the knob up to 11 but the 11 is covered up with a piece of tape with the word BRONIES written on it in Sharpie*

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beckpoppins:

ipsadixit:

josephinas—bidened:

ellewcee:

"What kind of recipe doesn’t have garlic in it," she muttered to herself

About me.

There is no recipe that doesn’t have garlic in it. Because if it doesn’t ask for it, i’m putting it in anyway

garlic, onions, salt, pepper, rosemary, butter, wine aka EVERY RECIPE EVER

kaets:

this is the most relatable vine i’ve ever watched

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