smiley face shaped fries are terrifying and I will tell you exactly why.
when I was in college, I worked in the dorm food service. the building I worked at had late-night dinner, starting around 8 PM. on Sunday nights, the late-night shift that I worked, the available food was hamburgers and smiley fries.
I was in charge of making the fries one night, so I went into the back and grabbed a couple bags out of the freezer, tore them open, and dumped them into the fryer baskets. not 5 seconds after I lowered them into the scalding hot oil did they all IMMEDIATELY FLOAT TO THE TOP AND START FROTHING BUBBLING OIL FROM THEIR EYES AND MOUTHS.
there was no one around to hear me scream.
except for these guys.
Chronic migraines are the absolute worst I had one since last night and I’m only JUST capable of any kind of light
do 10 kegels right now
this is my favorite blog my pussy’s gonna be so bomb
imagine a pacific rim video game with really great character customisation and you start in jaeger training or something and instead of romance options there’s drift compatibility and the person you get as a partner depends on which dialogue choices you pick throughout all of your training and instead of classes there’s different types of jaeger and THEN YOU GO KICK SOME KAIJU ASS