adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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(via pygmysquid)

crazedoriginality:

zigzag0on:

fagmander:

nintendoggystyle:

is there holy bible fanfiction

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jesus fucking christ

looks more like jesus fucking noah

(via pygmysquid)

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

bitwisdom:

effington:

Owning my cats from minute one 💃

this cat has a human nose

this cat does indeed have a human nose

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

bitwisdom:

effington:

Owning my cats from minute one 💃

this cat has a human nose

this cat does indeed have a human nose

nazerine:

dragonitehugs:

marcovicci:

samandriel:

sometimes

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pottermore is worth the hassle 

WIZARDS ARE SO GROSS AND BACKWARDS

WAIT HOGWARTS STUDENTS LEARN VANISHING SPELLS IN FIFTH YEAR HOW DID WIZARDS POOP BEFORE THEY TURNED 15

shamefully

(via ditzy--scene)

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

(via ditzy--scene)

S o m e d a y, when Sansa was grown, he would have to tell her how she had made it all come clear for him. He’s not the least bit like that old drunken king, she had declared, angry and unknowing, and the simple truth of it had twisted inside him, cold as death.

(via fuckyeahgameofthrones)

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

(via fuckloadofcats)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.

AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.